gertangle the everything blog

muscle atrophy be damned i refuse to be stopped by my own inaction

its one day until my gift to myself. one day until i try to quit porn for good. one day until ive been single for a year. somehow this doesnt feel like a big deal?? like. it doesnt feel like its really tomorrow. and on that day its not gonna feel like it at all. like my birthday and my birthday and every birthday ive had after i turned 8. i hope i get a cake in my next birthday unlike some of my other birthdays. idk why im saying this my birthday is in 62 days

i want money so bad i want to go to the eco store and buy things :((( i want to buy an old toshiba laptop that doesnt work for 25 nzd :((((((((((((( pleas :(((((((((((

they werent lying about needing a powerful device to play it

ever since i was a child i knew if i was offered a snack or a trinket i should always choose trinket. because snack is temporary trinket is forever

MY BROTHER GETS A SWORD AND I JUST GET A TURKISH DELIGHT?????? I WANT A SWORD TOO

I JUST FOUND AN ANDROID PORT OF COTL?????? OH YEAH BABEY

sera dude youre so lucky you had obsidian BEFORE you turned into a sheep.......... holy shit

what if i make a shipchild for my 2 personas. would that be fucked up or what

im rebranding my twitter from twinkatron9000 to hotdog daniel. looking through my posts now

its finally happened. my favourite grey pants, which ive had several periods in without any issues or stains whatsoever, whos butt has become worn down from me sitting while wearing them all day, have gotten 1 small stain on them. shit sucks too. theyve done well compared to my white jeans which i slept in once when i wasnt even on my period and then my period came and i woke up to a huge stain on those pants and i never wore them again

i just downloaded a 5 gb update for nu carnival. that shit took me over 10 minutes to do. and then? it didnt FUCKING update. i hate this shit i swear to god im gonna kill myself