gertangle the everything blog

kmfdm if they were good: until death us do fart

lowk miss playing evertale. yes it was a shit cashgrab gacha game but it was MY shit cashgrab gacha game

you cant enjoy anything cool nowdays on tiktok cause all the comments are people going "PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST! SPREAD THE GOSPEL! HE MADE THIS!" brohemian rhapsody shut the FUCK up

ive had many kinds of sicknesses in my life but the worst was chicken pox that shit was genuinely hell to go through

i hate stuttering i feel so stupid and gay "oh w-w-w-w-w-we" ok eridan .

yall laughing but i unironically enjoy millenial music

my mind be making shapes when i listen to music

im so pissed off man i spent TWO days in a cramped as fuck campervan, JUST for my dad to slam the FUCKING BRAKES while we were approaching home and BREAK MY FUCKING HEADPHONES.

i dont even talk about transformers in the transformers server im in im just genuinely overjoyed to be able to talk to other people now

i cant fucking breathe i scrolled down on tiktok to another tiktok where dust sans appeared for only a split second and then it switched to some bitch ranting about jax from tadc and im so fucking glad i stuck around to see the dust ranter show up why tf did he have a whole INTRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

my ex is lucky im too lazy to hit the gym and beat his fucking head in for all the times he hit me

gyns always so fucking furious shoutout to gyn for keeping it real yo

i have beef with australians. sam niel is MY actor not YOURS

im like pinkie pie if she was weird and a massive prick