*Unapologetically Infantilizes your Sephiroth*
Omg! You have encountered a Babyroth!
Do you...
Adopt him immediately and destroy all would-be challengers
Snuggle him in a warm blanket and feed him choccy milk
Beat the royal shit out of Hojo because HOW DARE YOU--
Give him lots of nice pets and encouraging words
Make him a bowl of kraft macaroni while letting him color on the walls
Put fuzzy mittens on his hands so he never sets anything on fire
Sit him down and tell him all about Lucrecia
Start bawling because of how tiny and wobbly he is
Find him a Babygen and Babygeal to play with
Read him a book about rainbows and ponies!!!!
SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
BE INCREDIBLY MEAN TO HIM BECAUSE BLOOD FOR THE ANGST GOD 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Well, as always, Hojo is catching these hands. I'll just whack him a few times with my cane. Should get the point across.
Alright. Here’s my plan:
I immediately take him from the labs, fighting any guards. From there, I take him shopping for more comfortable clothes and anything else he chooses. All the while, I tell him that he’s going to be okay and provide him with as many hugs and headpats as he wants.
Once home, I prepare a nice warm dinner for him. Probably some mac and cheese with bits of cut up hot dogs, as well as some choccy milk to drink. As he eats, I tell him about his real mother, and that I will help him look for her.
After dinner, I help Sephy set up a big pillow and blanket fort, complete with many plushies and a nice spot for him to take a nap. I spend the evening with him either reading storybooks, playing video games or watching nice movies/cartoons with him before giving him some ice cream for dessert and helping him go to bed.
Once he’s asleep, I go back to the Shin-Ra labs, find Hojo, and beat him with my bare hands or whatever objects I can find until I’m almost unconscious from the effort of breaking most of his bones. After that’s done, I take some time to rest before leaving.
On the way back to my home, I pick up some donuts for breakfast for Babyroth. If all goes well, I should be back before he wakes up.
If anyone wants to join or help me on this plan, then you’re welcome to! Or if anyone has anything they’d like to add, I’m open to suggestions.
Sounds great! I’ll help you beat up Hojo(I’d never pass up that opportunity), tell Babyroth about his real parents(and Vincent, because even if he wasn’t Seph’s dad, he still wanted Lucretia to have access to her son) and bring some food for Seph! Not sure how much help I’ll be getting him adjusted to being a regular kid, since I have no idea what to do with kids(and am still a teenager myself) but I’ll make sure he has a variety of different foods to choose from and figure out what he likes best. And I’ll grab Babygen and/or Babygeal so he can make some friends his own age.
