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Okay, so after the trial, Charlotte’s release, Charlotte’s murder and so on they start getting messages from an anonymous person again which leaves Emily very confused, having her asking Spencer if they’re getting punked.

Yes, Emily, you’re getting punked. You’ve had years of being stalked by someone who tortured you, used you, kidnapped you and tried to saw you in half, sent you to jail, split your fucking head open and put you in a dollhouse and now when things seem to repeat itself… your first conclusion is that you’re getting punked.

Good thing those years taught you absolutely nothing.

Anyway, Alison is still suspiciously MIA but since she’s now engaged she might already be at her wedding sipping apple cider because she’s 19 and still at a non-legal drinking age. Or she’s just being smart and staying out of the dumb stuff the liars are getting into like breaking into Radley?

Letting Aria burn like Anakin Skywalker while they’re all just standing there watching and doing nothing to help,

Going to spas?

They are also teaming up a lot now like:

Team Haria! Hanria? Arianna?

Honestly we like, never see these two together so I have no idea.

Team Spaleb and- Oh look, fans are now doing cameos,

Just please don’t let this be another barrel storyline…

And Team Sparia which is basically the only one that matters,

But since it’s 5 years forward and they want us to think that they’re also 5 years older Spencer has bangs,

 Aria is now blonde and is getting her length checked by the producers,

Hanna is engaged to Caleb and Emily is… well… at least she doesn’t have a girlfriend so her storyline is finally about her for once so now instead of wasting screen time on girls that try to drown her, girls that blame her for cheating, girls that are married, girls that try to kill her or girls that got killed Emily is now doing things like,

running

and hiding

and fallin- Wait, that’s not Emily…

Emily’s stunt double is falling…

I guess after Sara’s running all the stunt doubles got a lot of job offers.

Oh and because of Emily’s weak arm Sara will be back in 6B. A lot.

But that’s totally fine because all the aggressively canon hetero-ships will be spending a lot of time together this season even though they’re broken up.

Not Emison though. :)

Anyway… this season seems to be fun.

Picture of Kristen on Christmas Day at her friend’s home