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my mind palace is not up to code

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

Love the genre of sadism that’s basically just extreme ‘cuteness agression’. “I love you so much that I get an overwhelming urge to violently manhandle and wound you, like some delicate prey thing that I need to rip open and devour.”

If you're a bush hater, get off my blog!

coming home to your wine drunk wife in a little dress, and she immediately wraps herself around you, inhaling your scent, pouting that she missed you and she has more wine to share, because she pinky promises she didn’t finish it. and you wrap your arms around her and keep her close because she feels likes home and shes soft and pliable and fuck you’ve needed her for hours, and she’s pressed so close against your chest it makes your head spin. and your knees nearly buckle as she starts unbuttoning your shirt and fuck she’s so gorgeous UGH

“I feel overwhelmed by choices” gf 🤝 “That’s why I decide” bf