TV's Taako

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

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the original description of the ScuttleBuddy™️ from episode 8 is that it "will talk to you, but won't have anything interesting to say beyond it's primary functions". so then when merle first deploys it and it immediately buzzes "I love you" to him, that means that expressing affection *is* one of ScuttleBuddy™️'s primary functions. in case you didn't know.

[Image Description: The image is of Merle from The Adventure Zone, who is an old, rosey skinned dwarf. He has grey hair put into a bun along with a grey beard and mustache. He’s wearing a flower crown which consists of pink roses with one green leaf each and red dots which remind me of holly. He also has two pink roses in his beard. He’s wearing brown sandals, yellow/gold shorts with a fanny pack, a yellow shirt, and a blue beach shirt with orange outlines of flowers. He’s also wearing circular glasses. He’s wearing his b.o.b bracer on his left arm and his right arm is wooden with one pink rose on it.]

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

The Adventure Zone revealing why Davenport can only say his own name

merle highchurch is character of all time. chooses to be a priest like some people choose to be accountants but becomes his god's favorite anyway. fucks plants. absentee father who makes it right but knows the hurt will never go away. jealous of a ten year old. relentlessly pesters man who cuts his arm off to save his life simply because he swung the axe. doesn't hesitate to say no when he's offered a fix for that. plays chess with the embodiment of cosmic horror homicidal nihilism. chooses joy. chooses joy. CHOOSES JOY!!!!!

[ID: painting of the Voidfish from The Adventure Zone, a baby jellyfish lovingly holding a carved wooden duck in its tendrils. End ID.]