My idea of fun

Now remember Bob you are selling our merchandise, not your body, I expect to see that untouched later on tonight, just remember it's the temptation that wins them over, and you could never manage that in a collar and tie

I've heard of men being like octopuses, but until now I thought we only had two arms, seems I was wrong, maybe some do indeed have eight, while women manage with three

Danni, Nikki and Stevie had taken me on as their trainee a year ago. if the meal went well, I hoped to qualify and gain my new name of Ms Jo, no E, but first I had to help them persuade Mark that he would like to join us and drop the Mr from his name. I do hope he does, then I can get to wear the prettier dresses and not have to do all the maid duties about the place.

Bob knew what his mates liked to drink, he bought them at the bar often enough, it was going to be a suck it and see as to how they reacted to him serving them in front of their wives though

I don't get it, trailer homes don't need much cleaning, I have no idea why I have been asked to dress like this to clean such a small place at this time of night as well. Never mind, let's go and see what Mr Jones wants me to sort out

When she said 'before criticising, walk a mile in their shoes' Well I have not done a mile yet and my feet are killing me, never mind the looks I am getting, and sea breeze reaching places it has never reached before.

spot the wife haha

A professional make over is a great gift to give the woman of your dreams, even if that woman happened to be a man when he woke up that morning.

Arise Miss Chief, I knight you for services to randy men and demanding women.

A few years ago going to the toilet was a quick affair, stand at a urinal and maybe wash my hands, now I have virtually get undressed, sit, get dressed again, wash my hands, check my hair, reapply the lippy and give myself a final check before pushing the door open to face the world again.

It only took one fancy dress party and that was it, they were hooked, you can see it on the faces can't you.

So that's how you hide it

Those domestic science lessons at school were the making of us, said Chris. Andi taking up hairdressing and Danni working in his mother's dress shop also helped to bring this quartet into a world where sport and metalwork were not appreciated as much as being pretty and being able to cook a good meal.

Why do I have to wear a dress? You know full well why. But why can't I live as Gerald's lodger? Because being a lodger is too suspicious. Him coming back from a holiday romance with a bride will mean you can live together and do whatever two men do. If you put it that way, I had best go and pack for this holiday romance I am about to have.

Yes, he's here, are you coming to collect or do you want me to walk him to reception?

No one will know if I just have a quick try on, I mean it will only get worn for a few hours, what's a few more minutes?

you going to a funeral, very elegant style, anyone I know? Possibly, cremating the last vestiges of a man we knew, be a dear and carry that suit and tie over to the fire.