The Turbs Is Clogged

Happy Wednesday? Only 10 more days until St Patrick's Day! Are you planning anything fun? https://www.etsy.com/listing/1418278188/slut-water-hard-seltzer-funny-glitter https://www.instagram.com/p/CpiAbJDAmgu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

WHAT!? I'M ALREADY ALMOST AT GOAL? WHAT A FANTASTIC DEVELOPMENT! I only need $41 in Etsy sales to reach my goal this month! And I only need 2 more commissions to meet that goal! I'll be finishing and posting March Preview soon for Patreon so you can decide if you'd like to join, but tiers also start as low as $1 a month to read my blogs, see sketches I don't post anywhere else, and even get voting power for new products and designs! Etsy.com/shop/TurboErin https://turboerin.com/pages/contact-us Patreon.com/TurboErin https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpf3plGA5GU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Just FYI for anyone with a commission in queue: sketches are done and you've seen them and I'm home and responding to messages and emails! Excited to finish up some projects this week :) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpd97sTroTx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I'm just a girl laying on a heating pad recovering from Waffle House lol. With the Hab Fair and one Green Dress down I'm home today recovering, resting, and resetting for the week and month! This month's goals are $125 in E tsy s ales to maintain Star 🌟 Seller Status 4 more p atrons to have 10 total p atrons! Tiers start as low as $1! 3 commissions! They can be pet Portraits, patch design, for your kennels hab, or even fanart of your favorite show! Plus there are NEW stickers in the shop for March! Help me reach my goals! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TurboErin https://www.patreon.com/TurboErin https://turboerin.com/pages/contact-us https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpd6IRCv2kD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

They're up. Get em while they last! https://www.etsy.com/listing/1432482997/slut-water-hard-seltzer-funny-glitter https://www.etsy.com/listing/1418278188/slut-water-hard-seltzer-funny-glitter https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdNdeoPX1j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

On the eve of the eve of Green Dress Weekend I'm chugging away trying to put together a pop up TurboErin shop. I have some stickers I still need to cut and I need to start packing and try to get all of this into as small and portable of a container as possible. I'm very excited and nervous and hopeful ☺️ I think this year is going to be the best Green Dress yet! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpRURimAt1D/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The Etsy Shop is officially in Vacation Mode! It will reopen in a few weeks! You can still order Print On Demand Items through TurboErin.com as they are fulfilled through a third party :) (Don't forget to pay via paypal) And my Teepublic storefront is always open at Teepublic.com/user/turboerin https://www.instagram.com/p/CpQAzwsAofF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Throwback to one of my first patch designs- the Penis Godiva on her Peniscorn in all her penis glory 💕 Once upon a time I didn't have a tablet, I did 99% of my art on paper, scanned it in and edited it in GIMP. Holy crap have things changed! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpLlNDLAVZF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Stickers for AFTER Savannah have been ordered! I should have enough for all the Green Dress events I'll be at this year and after that they'll be listed in my etsy shop! Both the rainbow and green variants will be available at FUH3 Green Dress & BAH3 Green Dress :) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpLareJgduv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Beanie update: 84 total photos and beanies (minus a few my kiddo has asked me to set aside) means 84 listings to write up 🙃 also I don't have adequate packing materials for these friends right now because a lot of people are adopting multiples, so just to reiterate- I'll be listing them with the shop update AFTER I return from Savannah Green Dress (early mid March). But also I have to get big enough mailers to hold a fair amount of friends. Postage will be based on weight, but orders over $35 get FREE shipping. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpILbCjgad3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

91 stickers at this moment, with some additional supplies arriving this afternoon to make a few more sheets to get to an even hundred hopefully? I'm taking a break from laminating, cutting, peeling, counting, and creating an explosion in my work area but I also STILL have to - cut deer ticks - cut patreon stickers - drop an Etsy order in the mail - print and cut MORE deer ticks - print and cut Lonestar and dog ticks - practice putting up, taking down, and packing my display pieces And this is all just shop stuff! This doesn't include the laundry I need to do and fold and the food I need to prep for the coming week! Today is quite a day! Wish me luck! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGHkqXAiwn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This is not even all of them. I'm about halfway through! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpFt5FpAmDn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Um it's NOT sold out, Shopify and Printful are having an update with inventory management and this could take minutes or hours but it seems to be happening quickly as most items are already back to showing "in stock". So just wait patiently and YOU TOO could be the owner of this slick, stainless steel Slut Water Tumbler that can hold HOT or COLD slutty drinks, and comes with a handy stainless steel straw because a good hoe cares about sea turtles. https://turboerin.com/products/slut-water-stainless-steel-tumbler-1 https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDv_dtgBY9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

These guys will be coming to Green Dress with me as well. I have turned off sticker settings on Shopify temporarily and focused the current inventory on Etsy. Away messages and vacation mode alerts have been composed and, guys, only a few more days until that magical time! ✨️ As a reminder the print on demand sections of the website will remain OPEN and you can always visit Teepublic or sign up to my patreon! My etsy will officially go into vacation mode on 3.2.2023 😀 https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDt-AmAhby/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Just an little FYI: in the last 24 hours I've received an OVERWHELMING positive response and A LOT of people inquiring about how to get these stickers and I am going to be working TIRELESSLY this Saturday and part of Sunday to get them done. But just to clarify TWO THINGS: 1. I AM ONLY MAKING 👽GREEN👽 ONES THIS WEEKEND AND THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY FOR 👽SAVANNAH GREEN DRESS HAB FAIR👽. I am making them BY HAND and this is very tedious work, and I can only make so many with the resources I have. I wanted to have them made through a manufacturer right off the bat to make them sparkly, but even if I paid for rush shipping they wouldn't make it in time so you get handmade, UV and water resistant stickers made with love. 2. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WORRIED THEY'RE GONNA MISS THEIR CHANCE. However, upon my return home I will be placing an order with a manufacturer to have MORE AND MORE COLORS MADE to meet the high demand- so even if you won't be at Green Dress, even if you aren't a hasher YOU ABSOLUTELY WILL GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE A STICKER OR MULTIPLE STICKERS. So as I said on the SAV Green Dress Page: PLEASE PLEASE no Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich level drama over the stickers. Thank you for your patience and understanding, Turboerin aka UpperC*nt, a small artist and small business owner. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDUBOhg3eU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I'm gearing up for my first vacation in a while where incidentally I'll be peddling some of my wares! And because I'll be so far from home I'm gonna have to close up shop for a little bit- so if you have any orders you want to place, you need to get them in by 3.2.2023 because the shops aren't reopening again until mid March! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDKMqoA5Le/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I did not realize the amount of work I created for myself with these stickers and I am making them myself 😭 By the way my etsy will be in vacation mode while I'm away, and the handmade listings will not be available on my website whe I'm traveling, but the POD sections will still be open! But if you want one of these originals you'll have to be at Green Dress! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpB4I4VAx0r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=