Tuff Snuff

I would love to see a nude fight to KO between these two musclegods. A bear hug from Soren could put anyone to sleep, but I bet no one could handle Ron's massive arms forcing his dick down their throat without choking out.

I could stare at those monstrous pecs all fucking day.

The boss of the prison yard.

I wonder how many times someone's picked a fight with him only to find out what that bulge is up close.

Brian Cage gets knocked out

I love watching musclemen drop like a sack of potatoes.

He can't decide which hold to finish you off with.

Remember when you said you trained BJJ and that you could easily defeat three of those "swollen, roid-eating gymfags?" They do, and it's time to put that to the test.

Nothing makes you more of a bitch than falling asleep in another man's arms.

You didn't think a mature male black bear was going to stand a chance, did you?

“DIG it, bro!”

I love when opponents take the time to admire each other

I’d lick his guns

The massive arm of the law.

Lookin' for his next bar fight; the cold makes him mean. If you tell him to put on a shirt, though, you're volunteering to be next.

They don't make shirts his size.

His shoulders have different zip codes.

Fuck, this reminds me of a massive country boy from high school. I never managed to go to the same parties he did, where they got drunk and boxed or wrestled in a field, but I got to hear about him crushing a few wrestlers and knocking around a few of the other tough guys. We called him Moose, and the story of him smothering one of the biggest football players with his sweaty armpit remains a fantasy of mine to this day.

Skull crushing mass. Look at those pecs and bulging shoulder veins. No wonder he was called BIG POPPA PUMP