world’s first certified gay robot

i lied. were not having sex. put on the jacob geller video

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

Okay everyone recommend your favorite artist that draws fat people please I need themmm

@nostalgic-teddyy

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night