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i lied. were not having sex. put on the jacob geller video

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

I'm going to Clown College, but I'm majoring in playing the straight man. So it's mostly just normal classes like Math and English. Right now we're doing calculus and reading Grapes of Wrath

everything is a reference when you're crazy

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg