Why hello there...

And then, the thought that appeared to me in the midst of a Kahlua/coffee haze:

Lan disciples who are about to get into fights take of their forehead ribbons, partially as a safety measure, but also as a warning that shit is about to go down. (Lan Wangji has lost over twenty forehead ribbons this way whenever somebody badmouthed his mother or his brother).

*someone talks bad about Lan Xichen*

:NMJ: *swears and threatens and waves Baxia* LXC: NMJ don’t worry, it doesn’t matter.

*someone talks bad about NMJ*

LXC, rolling up his sleeves, fully prepared to use that Lan arm strength to knock this bitch into next month: NMJ, hold my forehead ribbon.

[heart 4 u] when the losers whines + bonus:

“As expected, you’re Baekhyun.”