Trying to be a grown up

Everyday

When someone asks me how everything is going

When my old school mates start having babies

How I Feel About Seeing Kim K's Booty Everywhere

Snapchatting with your best friends:

When someone asks how single life is treating me

When somebody say they don't watch tv

When someone say they don't eat carbs

How me and my BFF became friends

In pure desperation for a job I'm starting to consider doing this for a living:

Trying to be polite to someone you can't stand

When people my age have kids and I can't even take care of myself

Since I'm the only single person I know , I'm like:

One year after graduation I'm like:

When the microwave broke

When the guy at my friends birthday dinner say I need to sleep around more