steps like needles and knives

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

Just think of all the noobs who watched the first two episodes on Disney+, were completely wowed and swept up in the story and the visuals, and went back to watch Rose...and got completely taken out by a CGI plastic bin eating Mickey

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

Random head canon: I feel like at least once a month Leslie and Ben get into their pajamas and into bed early with their lap tops and each take a turn giving a short informative presentation to the other on something interesting they learned that month - they call it BED Talks.

If the purge was real you would catch me in a bullet proof car wearing a full bullet proof onesie with hella guns & knives breaking into Sephora, Ulta, Barneys New York, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Yves Saint Laurent, & a pet store.

#honestly like fuck murder I’m trying to elevate my look

SHE WAS SO COLD