A Silly Goose

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

give it up for platonic divorce

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

(two deers in) why are there deers here

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

you could spell it like horce

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem