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why does mike joyce act like heās still bffs with morrissey
CAN'T BREATHE.
Morrisseyās set list. World pee Youāll be porn QUEEN IS DADDY
I'm taking this as confirmation that Morrissey knows how much of a Daddy he is.
The Smiths/Morrissey Ask Me(me)!
Hey everyone! So I finally finished putting together The Smiths/Morrissey ask meme. Feel free to record your responses however you want- but video/audio is preferred! Iām hoping this will serve as a fun way to get to know everyone in our community a bit better! c:Ā
Instructions: read aloud and answer each question!
Background questions:
Introduce yourself! (name, username, age, etc)
How did you get into The Smiths/Morrissey?
How long have you been listening to The Smiths/Morrissey?
Do you own any Smiths/Morrissey merchandise?
Are you a vegan, a vegetarian, or neither? (No judgement- just wondering!)
The Smiths questions:
What is/are your favourite Smiths album(s)?
Top five Smiths songs?
Least favourite Smiths songs?
Any favourite lyrics?
Favourite Smiths member and why?
Morrissey or Johnny Marr?
Do you think a Smiths reunion would ever work out?
Have you ever seen a Smiths cover band? Describe!
Morrissey questions:
What is/are your favourite Morrissey album(s)?
Top five Morrissey songs?
Least favourite Morrissey songs?
Any favourite lyrics?Ā
How about any favourite music videos?
Have you ever seen Morrissey live? Describe!
On a scale of 1-10 how badly do you want to punch Morrissey in the face?
Randoms!
The Smiths or Morrissey solo?Ā
Oscar Wilde or James Dean?
Other favourite bands/musicians?Ā
Interests outside of The Smiths/Morrissey?
And finallyā¦did Mike Joyce deserve that 25%?
I think Iām going to record a video response for this. Hopefully tomorrow.

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This was the most important moment in Americaās next top model
Damoz dressing alike is my new favorite meme.
(photo cred: @mireyamisle on Instagram)
Morrissey in QuitoĀ
Damon wearing a Morrissey inspired outfit.
Looks like Damon has taken to wearing the same oversized jeans as Morrissey.
Danny Elfman and Steve Bartek performing Dead Manās Party š±
Via LA Times:
āAfter the concert was halted, the promoter said that Morrissey agonized about his mistake and whether he should go back out and talk to the crowd.
"He was visibly upset at what had happened,ā he said. āIt was his decision not to go back on stage because he feared that what was started could not be stopped.ā
Immediately after Morrissey summoned the crowd forward, some people jumped on stage to hug him while others trapped below the platform began screaming. Officials escorted the singer and his band off the stage, turned on the house lights and ordered the crowd to back away from the stage.
An hour later, when Morrissey had not returned, officials ordered the crowd to disperse. Outside, angry fans knocked down a souvenir sales tent and stole concert T-shirts and posters, witnesses said.
The concert was the first rock event at Pauley in a decade. UCLA officials said they will investigate Fridayās incident before deciding whether to stage future rock shows.
In all, 22 people were treated and released at UCLA Medical Center for a variety of minor injuries, most of them cuts and bruises, a hospital spokeswoman said. Fire officials said 26 others were treated at the scene.
Seventeen-year-old concert-goer Joan Moriarty said in an interview Saturday that security guards shoved the audience out of the pavilion. On her way out, she said, she saw a campus police officer wearing a riot helmet repeatedly strike a young girlās back and legs with a baton as she screamed on the ground.
A second police officer grabbed a camera from a photographer recording the incident, Moriarty said, and slammed the camera to the pavement, shattering its lens.
UCLA spokeswoman Billeci, who attended the concert, said she did not observe any violence nor did officers report any. Campus police officials could not be reached for comment.ā
I saw the violence first hand. Which is funny reading that bs last paragraph years later. - SdW
One of my favorite bits from Peepholism concerns the UCLA incident:Ā
āSubsequent claimants for damages from UCLA included a seventeen year-old girl who was moved to enter a Church of Scientology ālife repairā programme to cope with the trauma of being trampled and seeing Morrissey 'being kissed on stage by a man.āā

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Good to know we get the same old Morrissey in Oregon Trail.
Reblogging myself is probably bad Tumblr etiquette but I was just reminded of this post and itās still fucking hilarious to me.
Morrissey tonight in Ljubljana #morrissey #ljubljana #halativoli #slovenia (at Tivoli Hall)
MOOBISSEY: THE REVENGE MOOBISSEY II: ELECTRIC MOOBALOO
stationery literally turned morrissey on oh my god

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I know virtually every aspect of List of the Lost has been analyzed ad nauseam, butā¦.can we talk about how theĀ ghost of Noah Barbeloās motherĀ visits Ezra while he's seemingly getting ready for a hand shandy over sport magazines in the locker room?
āEzra gestured an Iāll catch up with you wave as he dawdled slightly in the barren barracks-styled washroom where necessity raced him into one of the bathroom stalls where, once seated, he rolled out a college events calendar in order to relax his mind enough to allow grand expulsion.
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As Ezra sat scrutinizing the sports pages of honor-mad-rah-rah teamsā¦Man of the Month, One to Watch, the latest league chartsā¦he felt an arm gently resting around his own right arm, making the same cradling shape as Ezraās own and pressing warmly as if to shake awake.ā
I'm so convinced the runners in this book represent the smiths.
Iāve seen a few people argue that - Adam Sherwin of The Independent, for instance, who wrote:
āLiterary critics may have missed an elaborate metaphor at the heart of the book. For its four young heroes ā Ezra, Nails, Harri, Justy ā read Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke and Mike Joyce of The Smiths. The relay team is āfour wheels of the one machineā, just like The Smiths in their pomp.
Their dazzling promise is destroyed by their encounter with an evil force ā the devious record industry. Where The Smiths ended in court cases and acrimony, see how Morrissey revels in the painful destruction of his protagonistsā lives, leaving Ezra a martyred figure who acted in the interests of them all but is himself fated never to achieve true happiness.ā
Aside from the fact that I think that Eliza is and is meant to be a more sympathetic character than Ezra (until she blames Noah Barbelo for his own assault, I would say the only sympathetic character), this theory just doesnāt stand up for me personally, because I donāt think any of them fit neatly with any of The Smiths.
If Ezra is Morrissey, why is he the mostĀ āheterosexually resolvedā when Morrissey is the least, and why does he not know who Thatcher and Reagan are when Morrissey so passionately despises them (as Eliza does)?
Then, out of the remaining three (or four, if we include Dibbs), who are Johnny, Andy and Mike (and Craig?)?
We are frequently reminded that Nails and Justy are sexually isolated, but this was true only of Morrissey during the Smiths days (and at various times subsequently - I donāt know when exactly Andy and Mike got married, but they and Johnny were all married by the time of the court case).
I suppose it could be argued that Harri is meant to represent Andy in that he disappears from the group (though obviously under very different circumstances) and has to be replaced by a less preferable alternative, and there are similarities between the other boysā drunken dialogue about him immediately following his funeral and the lyrics to Sunny, which lots of people speculate was written about Andy, but I donāt know that his personality matches up with Andyās all that well, and while Morrissey didnāt particularly like Craig Gannon, I donāt think he hated him enough to want him kicked to the floor (and by who? Johnny or Mike? Johnny also seemed to get tired of him, but Iāve never read anything to suggest that he hated him). If thereās anyone Morrissey would want kicked to the floor it would be Mike, but that doesnāt fit in with the structure.
I would suggest that all of the characters contain elements of Morrissey himself and elements of originality rather than one being based on himself and the rest on other people in his life. That said, the āfour wheels of the one machineā line is interesting, as is the fact that everything falls apart once one wheel falls off - which makes me think that Harriās suicide is more likely inspired by Johnny leaving than there being any other, simpler relationship between the relay team and The Smiths - which makes this dialogue (which comes from Nails, not Ezra, but again, I think there is something of Morrissey in all of them, not just in Ezra) all the sadder:
āHeād walk across the field ⦠towards me ⦠with that strong stride and stupid with smiles, and Iād be happy just to hear whatever the hell would stream out of him on that day, on any day ⦠that open face ⦠that knowing grin ⦠that grin Iād known all of my life ⦠before weād even met. I grew up on tales of his exploits, I knew his body like I knew my own.ā
There are some parallels to be drawn with Late Night, Maudlin Street there.
There are also similarities between Harriās final pages and Morrisseyās lyrics - his discovery of his mother calls to mind Mama Lay Softly On The Riverbed, his suicide calls to mind Asleep, and the phrasing ofĀ āHere was his first moment of aloneness, no longer someoneās son, no longer someoneās babyā calls to mind Michaelās Bones and Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Drowning - which suggests, again, that itās not a matter ofĀ āEzra, Nails, Harri, Justy (Morrissey, Johnny, Andy, Mike)ā (or whatever other variation) but more ofĀ ārelay team (semi-autobiographical)ā.
All of this. Nicely put, wsswatson.Ā
The āgangā mentality of being in a band may well have informed the way Morrissey wrote the relay team as a close-knit unit, but the four characters really seem to be composites of the author (his views or experiences) and fictional elements rather than stand-ins for each member of The Smiths.