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Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

me: says something incoherent, walks away

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

the fact that people dont consider game of thrones as “cringey” of a show as doctor who or sherlock is literally just because of how many men are obsessed with it. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

this post literally shocked me into a new light and I will now vocally make fun of game of thrones every day of my life thank u ted

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

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honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all

ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck

And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”

That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

mentally i’m at least 5′11. physically? don’t worry about it

i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me