TristaCouture

The comraderie

When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

rapunzel 2.0

im emotional rn

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

Lingerie under oversized hoodies

Double D can actually take your girl at will if he chose to

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

I’m made of love

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

This explains so much about my life

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

That was perfect * claps*