Clicking makes me happy

Online: "I'm lonely, won't anyone talk to me and give me the illusion of a life, HALP!" Busy: "I am supposed to be doing stuff but I probably won't be doing it, because I will be too busy responding to the 5 chats that will spontanously open any moment now." Away: "I was in the bathroom an hour ago and forgot to switch my status back." Invisible: "I can't live without you guys, but if that one person I have in my contact-list for reasons unknown sends me just one more cat-video and demands me to respond to it in a humerous way, there will be casualties." Invisible(Alternative): "I can't decide wether or not I want to be productive, but if you dare adress me I will blame YOU for my procrastination, so be warned." Genuiely Offline: "I am currently trying to get a life. I will be back once I have realized the futility of this attempt."

sorry i draw stupid shitty comics about myself when i don’t know how to deal with my own emotions

at this point i think i’ll just escort myself off this planet.

AND THAT’S FUCKING MESSED UP.

That being said, I think ships should make sense, not just be made for the sake of being special or different. 

Payne tho…

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