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Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law:Â âCats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.â
Human Beings:
these faces get me every time
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Jumpy boy
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly donât even care
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You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"
Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.
She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric
He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch
But Eric
Holy fuck!
This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly
Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"
And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"
And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"
And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala
Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish
Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest
Eric is a ride or die person through and through
I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories
I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary
This is the only valid headcanon.
I like Disney relationships a lot better when you just assume every male love interest is a well meaning himbo
You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"
Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.
She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric
He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch
But Eric
Holy fuck!
This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly
Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"
And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"
And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"
And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala
Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish
Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest
Eric is a ride or die person through and through
I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories
I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary
This is the only valid headcanon.
I like Disney relationships a lot better when you just assume every male love interest is a well meaning himbo

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I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think itâs very pretty, I donât care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it
BUT
Today I found out its scientific name
Hereâs what the flower looks like
Thatâs pussy, babe!
I see uber has upped their game
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast CancerÂ
Reblog to literally save a life
whish they told us this in school, all they did was say âfeel for lumps, you will know when you feel itâ
This is important, even if it doesnât work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!
Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!
yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)
Cis Men need to know it too. They can get breast cancer even though the odds are lower.
Everyone needs to know Breast cancer symptoms
i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you donât have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty
Cats are evolving
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Dogs: Thereâs a hole in the floor. Leap. Leap. No way! I waits here for you guys to come back.
Cat: Hmmm, a portal. It bothers me not. For I can levitate & Iâm unaffected by such trivial things.
When my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom in middle school. A group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. The principal met with my grandma and the other mom. He said they werenât punishing the other girl because he didnât get involved in âgirl problems.â My grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said no then it would be a fight and theyâd both get in trouble.
So my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said âI have another daughter. She doesnât go to this school and sheâs a star softball player with her own bat. You can tell your daughter to stop bothering mine or you can drive her to the hospital with a shattered jaw. Thatâs your choice.â And walked out.
Few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. My grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. The cop came outside with it and said he told the family my grandma wouldnât press charges if they gave it back. My grandma took the necklace and said âThen youâre going to have to go in and tell them you lied because I am pressing charges. Sheâs a thief and I want her treated like one.â
My grandma was a single mom in the 70s with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.
She also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the Vatican enough to let her back in
She doesnât even like being Catholic and is Episcopalian now. It was more of a âYou canât fire me, I quit!â which is even better, at least to me
op im begging you for more stories
Please @rainbow-femmeâ more? Pretty please?
Ok hereâs some more.
She was a nurse up until recently (finally retired after trying and failing 4 times)
She got into it a little later in life and worked as an army nurse for a while before working regularly as a hospital nurse.
Most of the other nurses were either also new and young and did what they were told or older and experienced and were used to being bullied by the doctors. As she had dealt with soldiers and had to learn to tell army dudes what to do, she had no interest in letting doctors treat her less than them.
At her hospital the doctors would go into a room looking for something, ransack it, then leave it messy for a nurse to clean up. The first time one tried that on her she stood in the door and said he wasnât leaving until he cleaned his mess. He tried to say he was busy and couldnât take the time to clean and she said if someone started dying sheâd let him know, and didnât move until he cleaned his mess.
She became a terror to the doctors who she did not let give any shit. If she paged a doctor and he didnât come right away, he needed a good reason and lying wouldnât work because the nurses would tattle and say he was doing a crossword and ignored her, so if she paged they had to go after her or else sheâd yell at them.
One time in particular a doctor was chatting with a nurse and didnât notice sheâd paged him five times. When he realized he went running down the hall, saying âOut of my way, [name] is mad at me!â
When my moms gallbladder was inflamed and near bursting after my brother was born, she went to my grandmas hospital. They told her she was fine and to wait, while she was on the floor holding her stomach and crying. My dad called my grandma and told her the situation so she marched down to the ER and said âThatâs my daughter, what time today can you get her in for surgery?â When they tried to say they thought she should go home my grandma wouldnât let them. Luckily they got her into surgery in time to avoid it bursting.
During the AIDS crisis, she also bullied the other nurses who would refuse to treat anyone with AIDS. She said if you treat smokers who gave themselves lung cancer you donât get to turn around and say you wonât help an AIDS patient who you blamed for contracting the disease. Her favorite patient from that time was a man who got it from doing drugs that she took care of regularly. He had a cat named Speed Ball and he would bring in pictures to show her.
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