Ready for another round mate?

“Oh, you got him tags too did you?” You reach down, taking the tags into your hand and pushing your glasses up to read them. 

You take your shades off and set them down on the coffee table. As Jake reads the tags, which are engraved with the words ‘Will you marry me?’, you slide the little black box out of our pocket and get down on one knee on the floor in front of him.

“Nah, don’t worry too much about that. But maybe you should look at the tags…” You bite your lip and slip your hand back in the pocket of your hoodie, clasping the box you placed in there earlier tightly in your hand. You had had the tag engraved awhile back ago and had kept it hidden in the box with the ring until you finally had decided you were ready to do this.

"Oh, you got him tags too did you?" You reach down, taking the tags into your hand and pushing your glasses up to read them. 

“Mmm, yeah. I’ve kinda been working with him for awhile. He only really knows ‘come’, he doesn’t know ‘sit’ or ‘stay’ yet. He’s been doing great, though.” You play a little with Halley’s new collar, trying to bring Jake’s attention to it. Your whole plan kind of depended on Jake’s observation skills, even though you knew going in to this that they tended to be a little lacking.

Jake heard the little jingle and looked down, raising a brow again. "Oh, this is new.. Where'd you get this little guy?" Jake looked down obviously speaking to the dog and not Dirk. He gave it a little look over and started to laugh again. "It looks like he's got a new master! This is your favorite color and everything."

“Dirk, I’m home! I think I can already smell the instant noodles.”

 You jump at the sound of his voice, snapping the box in your hand closed and shove it back in the pocket of your hoodie before calling out your reply. “Yeah, they’re in the kitchen. I have some in a bowl for you on the counter, but you can get more if you want. I’m just turning on a movie in the living room. Any requests?”

I made Jake dinner because I am the greatest boyfriend ever.

You sure are the greatest bloody boyfriend ever. What should i be expecting my darling dear?

Considering you know I can’t cook save for a few things, I’ll let you guess. When are you gonna be home?

Hmmm.. It wouldnt happen to be instant noodles? My shift is over soon and ill be home in a good fifteen minutes!

I made Jake dinner because I am the greatest boyfriend ever.

You sure are the greatest bloody boyfriend ever. What should i be expecting my darling dear?

Dirk i am never touching your ‘dongle’ again.

If you ever make one of those inappropriate blogs you have to title it that.