VARMINT!!

Better?! Your computer brain hasn’t gotten any updates recently if you think you’re any better than me! I’m Astoria Carlton-Ritz, mind you! Not some lowlife dumpster!

...WELL AH'M MAKIN' AN INVESTMENT IN ONE! Ah got a good processor on me t'come there an' learn you a thing'r two about mindin' yerself 'round those better'n you.

*HUFF!* You got a lot of nerve to hint at THAT buster! I mean, all you Decepti-preda-goons I despise equally. Maybe you’re the only one that hasn’t blocked me on this website

What? Why would they try and send you stuff about weight loss when clearly being evil and you know, your color scheme, is the more obvious things to be fixed! 

Not this again about-- look can't you find some other mech ter pester about their paint-job 'r finish? Or do you jes' have a certain thing about me. Because ah have a suspicion it's th' latter.

WELL HOW SHOULD I KNOW. THOSE TWO TWINS ARE RELATED SOMEHOW AND THEN THAT MEAN ONE PROWL ISN’T RELATED TO THAT SMOKER GUY AND THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! I wouldn’t be that surprised if he wasn’t your dad or somethin!

I- GEHGK- dagnabbit th' slaggin' dim-witted ev'ry human's gotta be th' SLAGGIN' SAME--- NO, 'KAY, AH AIN'T GOT NO TYPE'A RELATION TA NO IRONHIDE- W'E'ER THEY ARE!!

You know what sounds weird? Your accent! Where’d you pick that up anywho? Does Cybertron have like a robot Texas where they just make weird accents like that or are you just specially crafted to be this annoying? 

Hehheh- don't know 'bout no 'Texas'; it's unique jes' ta me, human. Ah like it this way.

Beds! How hard is it to call it a bed! Why don’t you just call your recharge table thingys beds! You save so much time saying just BED than you do robot recharge slab eugh! 

I don’t even have a recharge table! What am I? One of you tin cans! Ha!

WHATEVER THE SLAG Y' CALL THEM, ah'm not takin' th' time t' figger out whatever y'call yer squishy little laying racks!!