my decision not to migrate to twitter when everyone said the porn ban was going to kill tumblr makes me now feel like one of those people that missed boarding the goddamn titanic
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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my decision not to migrate to twitter when everyone said the porn ban was going to kill tumblr makes me now feel like one of those people that missed boarding the goddamn titanic

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Unreasonable Ideas
It seems silly but this is why itâs so important to give yourself downtime where you can just let your brain idle!! You gotta let yourself become the cardboard box, trying to make ideas is just herding cats so let them come to you instead
This is especially useful for ADHD people â chasing something relentlessly will just burn you out. Youâll find it if you divert attention, annoyingly â use the weird psychological quirks to your advantage!
i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation
"what goth brands do you wear?" Charity Shops, mate. Pre-owned and pre-loved, now getting remixed by yours truly đ
Here are some GREAT examples of goth/punk outfits that arenât brand names.
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Too many bangers of memes for me to abandon this blog. Let's just ignore the decade old discourse lmao

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tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Why are the British like this
âezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!â
i mean yes heâs going to be the first to get a solo movie but
oh, and:
all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay
The X-Men are really gay.
It has come to my attention that answering âHow are youâ with ânot dead yetâ may be alarming to some folks,
I always answer with âaliveâ
Council of gays. Assemble
Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius
ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue
motion passed council adjourned
BWAHAHAHAHA
(Also, I want that shirt. Of course I do.)

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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
in tonightâs edition of very specific kinds of people i canât fucking stand:
 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and theyâve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
thereâs really nothing worse than people asking me âso what have you been doing?â because I either have been doing things I donât wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing
new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down
reach out touch faith
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. Heâs p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in itsâ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and moreâŚdare I say itâŚsane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the familyâs âoddâ lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didnât make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became ânormalâ for a period and although they were shocked and didnât know how to handle it, they didnât mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.Â
Reblogged for truth.
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Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and Iâm happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
Itâs nobodyâs surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomezâs words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like âawesomeâ) has lost a lot of itâs original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesnât really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as itâs often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to controlâŚor even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
Gomez isnât advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (whoâs idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how sheâs an untameable force of nature whoâs grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
Iâll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
âWhen I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.â
- -Sanjay Kulkarni
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