TreeTwigz

I will take 10 of each please

I want a corgi husky omg

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

I need to cut my fingernails before they get too out of hand

Why didn’t the skeleton go through with the robbery? He had no guts!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not sure..

Jokes about communism are only funny if you share them with everyone..

Would you like to buy a male or a female dog? “Bitch please”

I didn’t like my beard at first, but then it grew on me..

when bae tells you to quit clowning around

when you try to read a text on the landline 

when you write boobies on the calculator in math class and you must show everyone in your immediate vicinity

thats a wrap. great job everyone.thanks for your. help