Some of Ye greatest tweets:
āI hate when Iām on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottleā
āSometimes I push the elevator close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuaryā
āManā¦ ninjas are kind of coolā¦ I just donāt know any personally.ā
On giving credit where credit is due:
āI would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyleā
āFur pillows are actually hard to sleep onā
On fielding tough questions:
āI know everybody at Rolling Stone had one question on there mindā¦ and the answer isā¦ yes, the shoes are Dreisā
āI specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuughā
āSometimes I get emotional over fontsā
On knowing your strengths:
āI make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!ā
āNever do coke with an intern ā¦ they may not be 21ā
āShe asked when is fashion weekā¦. uuuumā¦ I thought it was every week??!!ā
āMy favorite unit of measurement is āa shit load.āā
On productive use of all 140 characters in a tweet:
āhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140ā
āNo seriously ā¦ I said my teeth are real diamondsā¦ these are not frontsā¦ I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamondsā
On how to ring in the New Year (tweeted on Jan 1, 2011):
āYou can basically say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the endā
āI have started a new company and Iām so excited about the nameā¦. itās got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!ā¦.ā
Onā¦ weāre still figuring this one out:
āI just threw some kazoo on this bitchā
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