TREATS

start of game: ALRIGHT HERE WE GO BOYS HERE WE GO LET'S GET PUMPED

being down one goal: ok alright lets get our shit together we've got this

being up one goal: ok good start boys good start just one goal closer to the cup lets just keep this lead

being down three or more goals: OK YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS YOU BETTER START PLAYING WITH SOME FUCKING ENERGY AND MAKE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR FUCKING COMEBACK

being up three or more goals: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS LAWDDDD STANLEY HERE WE COME NOTHING CAN STOP US WE ARE INVINCIBLE THIS IS OUR YEAR ALL THE WAY BABY I LOVE MY TEAM YESSSS

in OT: *inserts breathing tube just for safety precautions*

getting ready for school: i've worn my jersey every day for six straight days is this sanitary probably not hashtag because its the cup

studying: no

sleeping: no