my queen won't feed on milk and honey

the reality of the situation is that there are dnd characters who would be super pretentious about not "needing" a bag of holding because they keep all their gear under 20lbs including food and water

"yeah man see im actually a druid so i just Create Food and Water so i dont have to carry anything with me. what? no spell components are worn weight so i dont even really need a pack. you should try it!"

The way people reacted to john mulaney going to rehab and getting divorced like he shot their dog is still crazy to me. Like I'm not saying he's above criticism or whatever but being mad he's not on cocaine anymore is wild. Shattered your illusions of Wife Guy by being a real person whose relationships can be strained by, say, addiction treatment. It's like if a jester got serious for a second and took off his silly hat like "hey, listen, I've actually been really-" & just got beheaded then and there

Considering the way the entertainment industry is, like, famously. "Go to rehab & get a divorce" is literally the good ending here. Every single person in the entertainment industry Should go to rehab and get divorced

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

so much of the terf project is just about giving white, cisgender, perisex women a monopoly on suffering. how dare anyone else struggle!

I've heard it said that conservatives are fascism's sword, but liberals are its shield. I think you could say something very similar about the dominant classes of men and women under the white supremacist patriarchy

Just try your best, get off your phone as much as you can, honor your hurt feelings and also the hurt feelings of others, favor sincerity over nonchalance whenever it’s appropriate to, reach out to people you miss, let go of people when it’s time, operate from a deeply rooted self respect rather than from a lens of what people think, try your best to read the room, sit in the sun on overcast days (with sunscreen on), drink lots of water, pursue everything you want aggressively, accept that your timeline will be different, welcome detours if circumstances call for them, hold both yourself and others accountable, try to move your body as much as you can and you will be okay diva