having been seen — what would that mean

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

date of origin: 9th of august, 2014.

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

One Blob? Well That’s Just Twelve Slugs…

One Blob = 20 USD

when else could a post like this come together. imagine showing this to someone from the 16th century or someone 300 years into the future. this website is free

every day i take my silly little rock and push it up my silly little hill

The wild euphoria of “Yes YES”😩👌

Twiggy…no..

seriously twiggy read the room