If Macapaca Collected Chaos Instead Of Rocks

I hate when main characters in TV shows are so extra stupid. Like Dora the backpack is on your back you dumb bit-

Sure we can kiss if you want but I really like this song so can you wait a minute

You were born to date someone who would treat you the way I’d treat you, forced to date someone who’d treat you the way my evil twin with avoidant attachment would treat you

I’m sorry Vanessa hudgens can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Because she’s really into voguing right now.

Was showing a guy a picture of my cheeseboard and accidentally got my toe in the pic

Juno is Sabrina Carpenter’s no control

I need a sign at work saying don’t let her yap she needs to do her job

How are people out here acting normal as if the bonus songs on the take me home yearbook edition didn’t change the tectonic plates

She’s not afraid by 1D triggered my avoidant attachment. You’re telling me pushing people away is hot sexy and romanticised?

Driving instructor said “you do like to talk don’t you?”

I think in a past life I was definitely killed by a deadly hornet them pickleheads make me so unnerved like just looking at a drawing of one gives me the jeepers creepers