excerpt from “Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?” by Jeanette Winterson (transcript under the cut.)

“Stevens pretty hot, too bad his husbands an asshole”

DEAREST PUPIL ,

    𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒇 2019. 𝑾𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒑𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏.

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Welcome to Camp Shady Grove !

You and your friends have been invited for a week stay during the off season by a buddy whos family owns the land on which the camp lays on. Upon your arrival, there is an instant suffocating and eerie feeling. The lodge looked as if it had been broken into and there was a note written in paint among the doors that only read ‘IT’S AFRAID OF THE LIGHT’. Attempts to leave the camp ground is futile as the road in has seemed to disappear and puts you into a loop which leads you back to the lodge. Nightfall is coming soon, it’s best to hunker down in one of the cabins until daybreak…but what did that note mean?