the signs at end of the semester
aries: "i have become one with my bed and nothing can separate me from it"
taurus: calculates exactly how badly they can do on the final exam and pass still pass their class
gemini: they haven't left their room for forty eight hours and no one can tell if that smell is strong coffee or death
cancer: leaves everything until the last minute then thinks they can cram three lists of key concepts/formulas/themes/vocabulary into their head the night before the exam
leo: "if i just don't show up to exam, can anything really happen to me?"
virgo: "on a scale of one to ten how easily can each of my professors be bribed?"
libra: goes to the library to look up rituals to improve their chances on the exams
scorpio: has been awake so long they are seeing visions and have opened up a fortune telling business in their building, everyone is coming to them out of panic about grades
sagittarius: "i have fallen straight into the abyss and i have accepted it"
capricorn: has accepted the fact that they're dead in the water and has transcended all levels of panic
aquarius: goes into the exam confident and comes out broken
pisces: the hermione granger of exams
