what even happens inside a dishwasher

Why do I care so much about someone who treated me like a door mat

I’m going to add that a lifetime of seeing yourself as unworthy is going to make you seek out people who confirm that unworthiness. In other words, you internalize that unworthiness to the point that you may see people who value you as “wrong” or not worth it themselves.

OK wig

I’m the guy in the jury lipsyncing

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

i hate this so much

Those harmonies

the agile riffs..I..

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.

this that crazy shit that start happening right before the world ends

#she probably picked it up from seeing humans do it and thats adorable, #like she probably doesnt get why bc they dont really function to protect her from being burned, #so mayb she thinks theyre like, #special presentation gloves

Steven probably told her to do it.  Like she just get’s the pan out the oven like nbd and Steven’s like “*GASP!* GARNET WAIT! You have to wear these oven mits. Safety first!”   Pearl: Steven, Garnet is capable of holding items of EXTREME temperatures that no mere cloth could possible protect humans fro- Garnet: *wearing the oven mits* Safety first.

bringing back my only popular post in honor of change your mind

Fucking transported back

This was too well done omg