Tum Time

anyone else watch a balloon inflate and they get mad jealous? just me?

creating an app that will connect you with a random monster. you can't chat with it but you'll black out and get a massive, wriggly mystery monster growing in your taut womb.

angry stretchmarks are so cool. your body is just like "hey i'm gonna expand faster" and your skin is like nooooo.

getting a bit too high and eating myself to the point of having a huge food baby was not in my plans today, yet here we are.

if you're nice, i'll let you press your face against my soft belly till you can hardly breathe.

going into labor during a mmo raid, not wanting to let the team down. instead of bailing, going three hours deep into increasingly agonizing contractions. unable to speak in comms due to how much pain you're in, feeling the hot tears run down your face as another contraction quakes your stomach.