took a nap earlier. had a dream i posted "youre a transmasc waiting for top surgery, im a cannibal, lets arrange something mutually beneficial" and i had a thousand positive responses. then i woke up and fried some rice and watched smosh

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

your girl calls me Bluth the way I make her banana stand

btw i had seen the jokes about how succession and arrested development are basically the same show (dysfunctional family of freaks coping with the twilight era of their abusive patriarch) but i didn't realize until recently that extended to "both shows have extended season two bits about the daughter of the family deludedly trying an open marriage with her husband"

the CDC has declared THE MIASMA harmless after extensive research by Subway Fresh™ scientists. “if THE MIASMA were dangerous,” say researchers, “no one would be able to Eat Fresh™ this summer”

whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))