god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

If you try to sort Shane Hollander into a Hogwarts house I am putting you in a Nutty Putty Cave situation in my mind

oh wow you’re not gonna believe this but turns out i was unnecessarily anxious for no reason. how unexpected

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him