maybe progress should lose for once

So excited to hear there's news on a rebirth sequel but I still can't get over how much everyone acts like that movie was so bad. It was better than Dominion

And you know what I do think it's funny that they're deflecting the fact the weird dinos in Rebirth are hybrids by calling them "mutants" instead. As if that was the problem with the last trilogy and not all the bullshit that happened in Dominion.

Let me clarify, are his vibes 15 years on T post op x2 stealth graduated from butch lesbian to trans guy in his 20s to you guys also or is it just me

fallen kingdom clawen is like “yeah we’re in a long-term uncommitted unethically monogamous on-again off-again roommates with benefits committed situationship currently on semi-break” and yet claire still wonders why franklin calls them a “weird thing” later

if I was in charge of rebirth 9 when the jurassic world trilogy cast inevitably returns I would make it so one of the rebirth crew goes “is that owen grady?! famous raptor behaviorist?!” upon their arrival and owen would appear with longer hair and go “ah. it’s actually olivia now” and i would never address it again in the movie and write it normally. I would forcibly retcon owen grady as a trans woman thus recontextualizing every earlier movie and enjoy all of the articles celebrating first trans women main character in the franchise. and I would also enjoy all of the articles speculating on of this makes claire the first lesbian lead of the franchise. I would never comment on it publicly but I would like posts on twitter saying she obviously is implicitly giving my confirmation that she is indeed a lesbian.

ian malcolm and claire dearing are tied for largest canonical rosters. we know from the first trilogy that ian has several ex-wives and a girlfriend sarah. however the exact number of wives is subject to debate. claire has never been married but has had several people express interest in her such as: owen grady (main love interest), jackson (terrible ex in EOC), justin henderson (teenage boyfriend), wyatt (evil fuckboy), kayla watts (that beautiful bisexual), and even ian malcolm himself in the non-canon lego show.

ian malcolm and claire dearing are tied for largest canonical rosters. we know from the first trilogy that ian has several ex-wives and a girlfriend sarah. however the exact number of wives is subject to debate. claire has never been married but has had several people express interest in her such as: owen grady (main love interest), jackson (terrible ex in EOC), justin henderson (teenage boyfriend), wyatt (evil fuckboy), kayla watts (that beautiful bisexual), and even ian malcolm himself in the non-canon lego show.