Working through the EDAs (and spn)

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

look at me. look me in the eyes right now. we will be grateful. for the warrior cats rpg video game. understand? we will be grateful for it. because remember. it could have been a gacha mobile game.

what do you mean they’re actually for real making a warrior cats video game

it is like. weird that the great fairies work the way that they do in botw/totk. right. like the whole blowing a kiss escalating into kissing link & dragging him underwater without his consent is weird right. Right. like i'm as much of a pervert as the rest of you and i'm sure there's some historical/lore-relevant context i'm missing from only having played botw and totk but it is very much a children's hospital situation of Why Did They Make Them Do That

sometimes the young, beautiful, gayer-seeming one is actually the top

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now

I think the ideal mutual is someone with some solid common ground but who also has a bonkers niche interest that’s totally foreign to you. It’s like a friendly educational experience

We've not only taken away all of the physical spaces for our children to exist in, we're now taking away the electronic ones as well. I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences.