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pt2

it’s “get a kiss from your teacher” day

rocky’s big brain plan to get more smooches backfired spectacularly

dont be too greedy guys

my other PHM art here

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pumpkinluu

Guh

wendig0ld

Chibiii >:D !!

borgevino

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

hellish-undeath

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

chloecat

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

daysleftofsecondterm

Everyone take your pebbles the next 1,225 days

misscrazyfangirl321

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

notcruvusmemes

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

bitchesgetriches

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

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MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

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macabro

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

macabro

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

mimic-firstaid

Made a comment….got stuck in my brain; now we’re here. It’s midnight. Enjoy.

serregon

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

error-404-fuck-not-found

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

lostsometime

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

ashstfu

August next week !!?!??????!!!!?????!!??????

heyitswrenay

at the crossroads don’t turn left.

don’t turn left.

don’t turn left. at the

crossroads don’t

turn left

at the crossroads don’t turn left.

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teawithapsycho

Bloodymary

But Simon has only been with them for four weeks and is still distrustful and yet slowly acclimating when Grace gets sick.

It's something non lethal, but with Grace's past scurvy Rocky is so worried, and Simon has only ever seen sickness taking people out, even on Eden, so he's worried too

So everyone's just fawning over sick Grace who keeps trying to sneak out to work but Simon and Rocky are tag team watching him and drag him back to bed whenever he's up send tweet

kaiiaii-yapz

I wonder how Andy Weir feels after adding that one heart surgery line, do you think he knows what he’s done to everyone here? Did he do it on purpose? Did he know what it would do to the tumblr economy?!?!?!??

#wdym that's a normal thing to think about your best friend

vacuously-true

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

nudityandnerdery

shitpostsampler

incorrectheathers

JD: Would I lie?

Veronica: Yes.

JD: No, I mean, would I lie if I didn’t have anything to gain?

Veronica: Yes.

JD: If I didn’t have anything to gain, and no one else had anything to lose, and it wouldn’t be really funny?

Veronica: …Probably.

jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

jehovahhthickness

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

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venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

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