Poor Social Skills That Don't Improve

They should make a Blade Runner but for people who drive sober

A real hater wouldn't mind making fun of a shitty person for being ugly. Pretender to the throne et c.

Where's that picture from Chopped or smth of the guy who fucks up his dish and he goes "maybe my dad was right.... I am a failure...."

Where's that picture from Chopped or smth of the guy who fucks up his dish and he goes "maybe my dad was right.... I am a failure...."

My worst trait is that I resent the happiness of people around me when they show it openly

I'm dying from SIDS at work tomorrow

I'm dying from SIDS at work tomorrow

I realized in my late 20s im most likely somewhat pretty conventionally attractive bc I can hit on married women in public and they smile and giggle instead of shooting me with a gun. My only issue is I'm mentally extremely unattractive bc I'm neurotic and many other such issues. Halfway there

Debating having a second job again because I keep remembering I'm single. I most likely won't because that shit sucked ass but it's kind of my green goblin mask whispering to me

I've never had sore abs and a lot of other DOMS from sprinting or running until today. I greatly underestimated casual sports teams

A really annoying new guy at work asked if I thought cocaine had a smell and I was like???? It smells exactly like cocaine dumbass

There's an insane crackhead yelling about family and betrayal in my work parking lot. Or he has a Bluetooth ear piece

Having that experience where I googled a non - English word I didn't know which I feel is pretty normal for someone who only speaks english, but the word actually means something pretty horrible involving children and now I feel gross and like I'm on a list

When I'm shaving I always do the mustache last just to see if a lone mustache still makes me look like an 80's serial killer and yup, it does