Poor Social Skills That Don't Improve

They should make a Blade Runner but for people who drive sober

I miss gin and whisky

I miss gin and whisky

I'm like if a womanizer also respected women

Spring rolls may be the ideal food

Idk why but I have such disproportionate compassion for animals vs humans. Not in that cringe "ugh I hate people/ we don't deserve animals" way I just really admire their honesty. Like what you see is what you get with animals and it's deeply endearing

My goal is to combine toxic masculinity with modern ideas. Like oh you don't like people using "pronouns?" Go put on your CeraVe and one of your 20 pairs of shoes you keep stored in an organizer instead of just on the floor somewhere , faggot . It's a work in progress

Having autoimmune disease and having it also fuck up my skin my whole life so I'm almost never comfortable is so cool bro

there's nothing worse than finding out someone you were attracted to has ass taste in music. like oh damn bitch you like falling in reverse? you like uh fuckin uh some fuckin band i cant quite remember the name of because it sucks? you like five finger death punch? oh and you love pierce the veil? damn you suck

In this economy you can't afford to NOT be into women's feet, you can't let any part of the woman go to waste

Does anyone else show up to work and want to rip everybody in half

vulgar display of power is a hard ass name for an album on the cool

If I were in I have no mouth and I must scream id simply become sexually aroused at the sensation of pain like a normal person?

I like when someone has a bunch of shit in their face like yeah babe, I'd love to get stabbed in the face by all your fucked up shit unironically tho