'Oh my dear doctor, you have been naïve'

Hi!!

@blorbocedes has a great (and probably the most comprehensive) collection of brocedes info. Here's a navigation post for newbies, which might be helpful for you: https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/721182568236630016/hey-so-i-have-deep-dived-into-brocedes-going?source=share

@distantlaughter shares a lot of important and rare pieces of Nico lore.

Personally, I love when Lewis or Nico (or someone like their karting boss) talk about their karting days in Italy or their childhood friendship in general. That time is the purest and happiest period of their history.

Kimi with his dad

Kimi with his uncle

Kimi with his uncle's estranged ex, yet also together, but separated, but also not.

Lewis & Nico, 2000

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Alternative format Google Doc (5.4k word count) is available here in plain text with image descriptions!

Here's an intro to Formula 1 lore. Get to know some famous rivalries, resident curses, and basic history!

Narrator: There is an old rivalry between the press officers of Rosberg and Vettel. Georg and Britta, both German, both tend to bring their driver to their country's broadcasters first. Generally, whoever is on pole gets to choose, but this time Nico had to wait in line.

Interviewer: He went to the Germans instead of you. Is it true or not?

Nico: No, no, it's just that... it was agreed that we would do something together, I don't know, I don't know why... and then his... his assistant...

Interviewer: Britta. Britta is unbeatable.

Nico: [She said] "We don't want him." And so they threw me out. I don't know. Really, it doesn't change anything for me.

Nico: Since he's in red, he's a bit... 

Interviewer: Arrogant?

Nico: No, I didn't say that! 

Interviewer: You beat Nico, you got yourself in front of the German cameras first. Bravo!

Seb: A little prank worked out for me, but I messed up something else: I put on Kimi's sunglasses. Look, it says "Kimi" on them. Anyway, I'll go give them back to him now.