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Sebastian Fact #6
His body burns through a ton of energy, which means he gets hungry easily. And when he gets hungry, he starts whining and dragging his feet and making the most pathetic faces, so snacks are a must.
At any given time he can be found munching on a Rice Krispie treat, a Little Debbie snack cake, a bag of chips, mall pretzels, granola bars, gummy fruit snacks, Gushers, Fruit by the Foot, etc.
Sebastian Fact #5:
(Todayβs fact courtesy of my husband!)
Sebastian is the safest, most careful driver of the Trainwrecks kids⦠but he is the first to get a speeding ticket.
Sebastian Fact #4
His favorite breakfast food is Eggo waffles.
important question (i dont remember if this was already answered at some point in the series): does luna like vocaloid...? and if yes, who's her favorite??
Luna will get really into Vocaloid during her college years! Her favorite is Queen Miku herself (toootally not because she shares a birthday with Dimitri) and she relates to Rolling Girl a little too much.

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The thing Dimitri loves most about married life is getting to cuddle with his wife (since he is a cat boy and all).
Bad day at work? Cuddle with wife. Good day at work? Better now cuz he gets to cuddle with wife. Sick? Cuddle with wife. Canβt sleep? Cuddle with wife. Itβs snowing outside? Cuddle with wife. Watching a TV show after dinner? Cuddle with wife. Got into a fight with Marnie? Cuddle with wife. The boys wanna hang out? HELL no, cuddle with wife.
Sebastian Fact #3:
His number one waifu is Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII.
Not that this pisses Jasmine off or anything.
"Hawaii will always be your home, but you are who you are today because you left. Remember that."
Hold on a minute. Wait just a minute. I need to---*takes glasses off* Give me a second. I'm alright. I just need a second, just a second.
Next on the to-do list.

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77,800 WORDS LATER, SEASON 4 IS DONE
Makoto: Actually, there are two episodes that still need--
SEASON 4 IS DONE
The updated episode order, by the way.
Sebastian Fact #2:
The release of the movie Rush Hour (1998) sent Sebastian plummeting headlong into a martial arts phase that lasted several years. He and Dimitri went through as many films as they could get between Blockbuster and the local library, and Luna had to stop playing with them for a while because all they wanted to do was fight.
Sebastianβs interest in martial arts translated well to dancing. He is the most physically flexible of the Trainwrecks kids (Jasmine once asked him if he even had bones), and can still execute a perfect kip up and throw Duke across a room despite being significantly outweighed by him. He is so fast and slippery that his opponents canβt keep their hands on him for more than a few seconds at a time.
Which is pretty impressive for the worldβs sleepiest boy.
For some Trainwrecks lore:
Freya was the original pianist of the Hale family. She taught James everything she knew on the old piano that inhabited their living room.
James tinkers around with it, but his skill level is average at best, and he never learned to read music. Given enough time to sit down and figure it out, he's able to improvise and play popular songs on the piano.
When Victoria was three, she sat on the bench watching her daddy clumsily make his way through Moonlight Sonata. And then she leaned forward and perfectly replicated the right hand part, much to James' astonishment. He put her in lessons straightaway, determined to provide an actual musical education for his daughter--something his mother was never able to do for him.
Victoria, as we know, is aiming for Juilliard, and in the future her children will grow up in a house filled with music.
Season 4 vibes
77,800 WORDS LATER, SEASON 4 IS DONE
Makoto: Actually, there are two episodes that still need--
SEASON 4 IS DONE

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In celebration of Sebastian Month, we will have a Sebastian Fact every day from now through his birthday on the 30th.
Sebastian Fact #1:
He pronounces his Y's and double-L's in Spanish as a sh sound, just like his mother did. He became self-conscious about it for a while when he visited Puerto Rico for the first time (because we Puerto Ricans are infamous for teasing), but ultimately decided to keep the pronunciation as a way to honor his mom.
Sketches of Luna and Dimitri that @quiche-draws did in 2018! This was back when I was writing the first draft of the novel version of Trainwrecks, so she was going purely off of vibes and my incessant rambling, not any existing scenes. (I say this as a disclaimer because Luna wasn't even in the 2018 draft until LITERALLY THE LAST 15 PAGES, and she didn't do any of that with the screentime I gifted her. Much as she would have liked to, I'm sure.)