The Domestication of Kirk & Spock

Spock: Captain, you do know that it is Summer now, right? Kirk: Yes, of course. Don’t doubt my intelligence, Spock. Spock: You do know that it is not the most logical decision to have Oden on a Kotatsu at this time of the year, right? Kirk: Spock... just eat.

Kirk: It is finally the eve of the new lunar year! Spock: Yes, indeed. Kirk: You need to look happier, how about a smile? Spock: That is illogical, Vulcans do not smile. Kirk: Fine, then let's wish everyone a happy lunar new year? Spock: Happy Lunar New Year. Kirk: Wish you all good health and may your wishes come true! Spock: Our reunion dinner is getting cold...

Kirk: Spock, say cheese! Spock: Why do you need to say "cheese" before taking photographs? Kirk: Well, when you say cheese your mouth will form a smile? Spock: Fascinating...

Spock: Jim, why are you holding on to the microphone? Kirk: Spock, Spock... you need a microphone to sing! This is what you do with a Karaoke system. Spock: You can't sing. It is highly illogical to torture our ears as a pastime. Kirk: *ignores* Nothing's gonna change my love for you, you oughta know by now how much I love you~ Spock: Jim... stop.

Kirk: The sun is scorching, here, get under the shade... Spock: I'm very much acquainted with high temperatures, Jim, please do shade yourself instead. While I love you in any colour, it's not good to get a sunburn because of me. Kirk: ... Spock: Jim, are you blushing? Kirk:  No, it's the umbrella...

Kirk: Can we not watch Discovery Channel today? Pride and Prejudice is on right now! Spock: Jim, you've watched that movie 6 times... it is highly illogical to skip Mythbusters to watch a movie that you've memorized the script to.

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Spock: Jim, I've brought you the sunscreen... Kirk: Thank you, Mister Spock. You look... all ready to go. Spock: Indeed, I am.

Kirk: The sea... Spock: Do you wish to swim, Jim? Kirk: No, I want to stay here with you forever. A house by the ocean... watching the sun set... this is paradise, Spock. Spock: There is no forever, Jim. Kirk: Spock- Spock: But I will stay with you until the end. Wherever you are is paradise.

Kirk: Lovely sun! Spock, help me with the sunscreen please.

Kirk: Nothing better than an ice cold beer on a tropical island. Want some? Spock: Alcohol does not affect me. Kirk: It's not about getting drunk. It's about enjoying the moment. Here, don't be a spoil sport. Spock: No, thank you. Anywhere with you is enjoyable, I do not need alcohol to enhance the experience. Kirk: Is it me or is your mouth is getting sweeter in this trip? Come here, let me taste it. Spock: The neighbors are watching. Kirk: ... Fine, stay where you are and watch me french kiss the beer bottle.

Kirk: This resort is beautiful... Spock: So are you... Kirk: ... Let's check the bed out. Spock: Isn't it a little too early to sleep? Kirk: Just haul your sexy ass up here, like NOW.

Kirk: Where are we going? Are airplanes a little to archaic to be safe? Spock: We're on what you humans call would call a honeymoon. Kirk: You're constantly surprising me Mister Spock. To where? Spock: Bali, Jim. Kirk: May I kiss you Mister Spock? Spock: Not here Jim.

Kirk: Lil' one, we know that you've always wanted to enlist in Starfleet, look what we got you! Lil' one: !!!!!!! *look of horror* Kirk: It's a red shirt! Go, put it on now! Lil' one: *steps back* Spock: Jim, it seems like he doesn't want... Kirk wrestles the boy into the uniform. Kirk: There you go! A perfect fit! Lil' one: T__T Spock: Do not worry, you're not part of security.

TBC

Kirk: Spock... I believe... I'm in love with Edith Keeler.