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He turns the smile, but instead of a knife’s edge, it was unfriendly as he was feeling.
“Its a joke. Ha. Ha. Learn to take one sometime instead of that stick up your ass, and maybe you’ll have plenty of friends.”
“Oh a joke then? I know plenty of jokes. Maybe you’ll like this one-“
He raises a gloved hand, “Why are Americans bad at chess?“
Ivan holds up two fingers, “Because they lost two towers. Haha! A joke.“
He shrugs, “I try. I thought the joke was funny.“










