didn't say please

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

What if everything gets better in 2016

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

january 30, 2016

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

I wrote a 20 page paper on him in high school. Idk how no one has made a movie about him

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH. LOVELY.

Why is this so incredible?

The ancient texts.