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Joining dark nasa to build a malicious spaceship filled with nefarious astronauts to use forbidden science and make the evil sun

"top" and "bottom" are actually slang for "bedrock" (rock bottom) and "topsoil"

*walks up to gay couple* which one of you is the upper, outermost layer of soil which has the highest concentration of organic matter and microorganisms and is where most of the earth's biological soil activity occurs, and which one of you is the hard, solid layer of rock that lies beneath surface materials such as soil, gravel and sand?

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISM…..they would not have the balls to release that movie now….the bryan adams bops……the female directors….the blatant american colonialism callout…….a masterpiece of american cinema

The stark bleakness of every scene that involved white people? The total absence of mercy or respite in their colonial horsey prison camp, the lack of color, the harsh straight lines and right angles, the unforgiving sun? Whoever did the art direction for that film really said Fuck Settler Lives.

Why can’t I tag my cat

women burning things with bad memories attached to them as a form of therapy? powerful. iconic.

i have been arrested for burning a man

Egg!

whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace