Things That Don't Look Like Jessica Alba

@totesnotjessica

Strain your eyes; the differences can often be subtle.

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"The Spaghetti Incident?", thankfully...

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The Lion of Judah; though both have fucking SWEET manes.

This wheelchair-burning cult

This fella answering the call of nature. Ms. Alba is housebroken thank-you-very-much.

Milkshakes. Jessica Alba is far too busy playing kickball to look like a milkshake, obvi...

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Franzen's The Corrections

This pretentious ceramic sculpture

Celery...

Some Motha Fuckin Bread Crumbs... Aw Yiss...

The badass fucking rims on your Impala

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This stock photo rendering of "energy"

All of these delicious, delicious baked goods.

The Colossus of Rhodes

A load of god damn bicycles

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