AMBER S.

What year did you drop out of middle school?

@totallyrealambersweet for releasing cockroaches in my bedroom😡 I'm going to remind you about that time when Papa told you he'd come to your fashion show but he drank and slept in and didn't even bother to watch it on TV🙄 in private he told that me everything you wore probably looked like a napkin with snot in it anyway 😬🤧

NO… YOURE LYING!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DAD MADE YOU WEAR A GIMP SUIT AROUND THE HOUSE TO INCREASE ZYDRATE SALES EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS ZEROOOO CORRELATION!!!??????? HUH?????!!

PLEASE DON'T BRING THAT UP. I WAS UNDERAGE. THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.

I WAS ONLY 22 WHEN HE MISSED MY FASHION SHOW BUT YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT!!!!!

@totallyrealambersweet for releasing cockroaches in my bedroom😡 I'm going to remind you about that time when Papa told you he'd come to your fashion show but he drank and slept in and didn't even bother to watch it on TV🙄 in private he told that me everything you wore probably looked like a napkin with snot in it anyway 😬🤧

NO… YOURE LYING!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME DAD MADE YOU WEAR A GIMP SUIT AROUND THE HOUSE TO INCREASE ZYDRATE SALES EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS ZEROOOO CORRELATION!!!??????? HUH?????!!

I DONT EVEN CARE!!! Maybe next time you’ll invite me to the GeneCo sushi party 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

OUR EMPLOYEES DON'T WANT YOU THERE.... YOU'RE TOO MEAN !! BE NICER AMBER YOU NEED TO TREAT THEM LIKE PEOPLE !!!!

NO!! I OWN THEM!! UGH YOU SOUND LIKE DAD WHEN I PUSHED GENTERN #221 DOWN THE STAIRS WHEN I WAS 10

I DONT EVEN CARE!!! Maybe next time you’ll invite me to the GeneCo sushi party 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

@totallyrealambersweet omg do you remember when you were 12 and you wanted a pony so you asked Papa for one 🥹 and he got you 3 ponies 🥰♥️ but then he didn't care enough to take care of them or at least teach you how to do it so you just ended up watching all 3 of your ponies slowly die of neglect? 😥😞😭

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS… you know how sad I was when my dumb ass ponies stopped moving 😔

I'm sorry💔😕 RIP Amber's ponies 🕊️ Papa is with them now ...

I hope he doesn’t try to ride them… their backs would break… #fat

yikes.... I loved Papa but he was SO FAT that if he tried to ride them, he'd kill them A SECOND TIME 😬😬😬

HES SO HUMUNGUS PAVI I THINK THATS WHERE LUIGI GETS IT😭😭😭😭

OMG STOPPP HE WAS LITERALLY SOOO HUGE AND FAT HE LITERALLY BROKE BOTH MY ARMS AND 3 RIBS ONCE BY ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS LIKE 19.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE MANAGED TO CAUSE SO MUCH DAMAGE 😟😟😟😟😟😟

OMG DID HE SIT ON YOU???? Whenever i stole money from his wallet he’d threaten to sit on me and i knew it was a death sentence 😔😔

@totallyrealambersweet omg do you remember when you were 12 and you wanted a pony so you asked Papa for one 🥹 and he got you 3 ponies 🥰♥️ but then he didn't care enough to take care of them or at least teach you how to do it so you just ended up watching all 3 of your ponies slowly die of neglect? 😥😞😭

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS… you know how sad I was when my dumb ass ponies stopped moving 😔

I'm sorry💔😕 RIP Amber's ponies 🕊️ Papa is with them now ...

I hope he doesn’t try to ride them… their backs would break… #fat

yikes.... I loved Papa but he was SO FAT that if he tried to ride them, he'd kill them A SECOND TIME 😬😬😬

HES SO HUMUNGUS PAVI I THINK THATS WHERE LUIGI GETS IT😭😭😭😭

@totallyrealambersweet omg do you remember when you were 12 and you wanted a pony so you asked Papa for one 🥹 and he got you 3 ponies 🥰♥️ but then he didn't care enough to take care of them or at least teach you how to do it so you just ended up watching all 3 of your ponies slowly die of neglect? 😥😞😭

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS… you know how sad I was when my dumb ass ponies stopped moving 😔

I'm sorry💔😕 RIP Amber's ponies 🕊️ Papa is with them now ...

I hope he doesn’t try to ride them… their backs would break… #fat

@totallyrealambersweet omg do you remember when you were 12 and you wanted a pony so you asked Papa for one 🥹 and he got you 3 ponies 🥰♥️ but then he didn't care enough to take care of them or at least teach you how to do it so you just ended up watching all 3 of your ponies slowly die of neglect? 😥😞😭

WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS… you know how sad I was when my dumb ass ponies stopped moving 😔

@totallyrealambersweet can i call off tonight i have a tummy ache :(

Oh my god NO!!! You people can’t do anything 🙄

i remember that during all of @totallyrealambersweet 's entire first college semester she was ditching all her classes and doing crack with some friends of hers behind the local dumpster, Papa thought she was using his money to buy books so he just gave her more even when she came home looking VERY obviously on crack 🥹♥️ he was so trusting... never even questioned it !! When Amber finally told him she was doing crack he just shrugged and gave her more money 💞💓

I remember my crack days!!! Had to stop because my face was literally peeling off and I was looking CRAZY but I miss my crack buddies ❤️

Does anyone remember Christmas of 2036 when when Luigi got a Rolls Royce and I got a puppy and @pavi-largo-realofficial got a super big cucumber and it was super awkward???? I was like woah that’s a huge cucumber

i was 12 by then.... Papa said it was time for the cucumber.... it was necessary.....🥰♥️

Wait lowkey why was I jealous of the #cucumber back then 😭 I hate dogs I wanted to make a yummy salad 😋😋

no salad....... not for salad...

Oh…. Maybe.. maybe you needed one back then….

NO I DIDN'T. PAPA ONLY FED ME BIRD SEEDS BACK THEN AND YOU KNOW IT. I WAS LIKE 35 POUNDS WHEN I WAS 12. 🥰♥️

I KNOWWWW THATS IM SAYING YOU NEEDED SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL 💔💔 POOR BUBBA

Does anyone remember Christmas of 2036 when when Luigi got a Rolls Royce and I got a puppy and @pavi-largo-realofficial got a super big cucumber and it was super awkward???? I was like woah that’s a huge cucumber

i was 12 by then.... Papa said it was time for the cucumber.... it was necessary.....🥰♥️

Wait lowkey why was I jealous of the #cucumber back then 😭 I hate dogs I wanted to make a yummy salad 😋😋

no salad....... not for salad...

Oh…. Maybe.. maybe you needed one back then….

Does anyone remember Christmas of 2036 when when Luigi got a Rolls Royce and I got a puppy and @pavi-largo-realofficial got a super big cucumber and it was super awkward???? I was like woah that’s a huge cucumber

i was 12 by then.... Papa said it was time for the cucumber.... it was necessary.....🥰♥️

Wait lowkey why was I jealous of the #cucumber back then 😭 I hate dogs I wanted to make a yummy salad 😋😋

Anyone else find it weird that when dad got mad at me he’d scold me for like 5 minutes but whenever dad got mad at @pavi-largo-realofficial he was in his office for like 2 hours???

i was being disciplined 😐. don't question me about it. and don't look through Papa's "disciplining pavi" file on his computer. ....

I THREW DAD’S COMPUTER INTO A DUMPSTER WHEN HE DIED I DONT THINK THE PAVI FILES EXIST ANYMORE…….

DO NOT CALL THEM THE PAVI FILES also he backed them all on my personal computer and phone and every electronic device i own so that i wouldn't forget my place. 😊 they are all sstill here . 😊.

OMFG… THATS GOTTA BE UNLAWFUL… WHERE ARE THE SANITARIUM AUTHORITIES…

don't bother the GeneCops.... it's no use anymore ♥️

It’s fine Pavi you’re totally fine ❤️ you came out just fine ❤️❤️

I am okay ♥️ nothing bad happened to me💞if anything bad happened i got over it anyway 💓 nothing has lasting consequences on my psyche♥️

You are ok ❤️ nobody can even tell you had a traumatic childhood i swear ❤️❤️

um i literally didn't have a traumatic childhood everything was okay 🤗 just because some bad things happen that doesn't make it traumatic... it was seriously okay 🥰♥️💓

OH!! Okay that’s good!! I thought maybe the cage was traumatizing but honestly you looked pretty chill in there now that I think about it