My username may be a LIE

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

Using scissors on a cucumber at 3 am is a lot more uncomfortable than you’d expect

Using scissors on a cucumber is a lot more uncomfortable than you’d expect

update i have now mastered the art of shattering cucumber with a combination of my talons and brute grip strength amazing what evolution can do

#ACombinationOfMyTalonsAndBruteGripStrength

oh my goooddddddddd

Using scissors on a cucumber at 3 am is a lot more uncomfortable than you’d expect

Using scissors on a cucumber is a lot more uncomfortable than you’d expect

Play my game

I don’t wanna

dude I’m playing Foxy.exe instead