Totally Correct Recess Quotes

Miss Finster: Don't get smart! T.J.: This is school. Aren't you supposed to, like, encourage that or something?

Gretchen: Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from. Gus: That and the monkey bars.

T.J.: Well, I'd rather die than live stifled by these damn rules! T.J.: *skateboards away '90s style*

Mikey: Oh, the sweet irony of his death. Designed for this life, yet never meant to endure it... Vince: What happened? Mikey: I dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub.

Mikey: T.J., can I ask you something about Menlo... T.J.: Yes Mikey, I still don't know if Menlo is his first or his last name.

Miss Finster: *plays "The Otter Dance" for the kids* Miss Finster: That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

Gretchen: Will you be serious for a minute? T.J.: Thirty seconds is my limit.

Miss Grotke: I'm so angry I feel like swearing! Miss Finster: Oh, Grotke, you wouldn't swear at us. Miss Grotke: Go fuck yourself, Muriel.

Miss Finster: In my day, dinosaurs didn't skate around with a bunch of ninnies in costumes. Mr. Dude: *to Miss Grotke* In her day, the dinosaurs were REAL. Miss Finster: I heard that.

Gus: What should we do? Panic? Freak? Gus: I usually panic but I am happy to freak.