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we wont have a schedule but we’re doing our best. Thank you.

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Olivia: SKDJSKFJKDK

Craftsman: What is that?

Olivia: It’s a keyboard smash

Craftsman: How do I do it?

Olivia: Just press anything lol

Craftsman: 7

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Olly: Hey do any of you guys know how to render really good?

Scissors: I can render my enemies immobile

Olly: I meant 3d computer renders but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

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Olly: I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. What a ripoff

Scissors: What armor are you wearing?

Scissors: Wait

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Scissors: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Hole Punch: Rock.

Scissors: Paper.

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Scissors: The sixth love language is combat

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Hole Punch: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

DJ Toad: But are you shuffling?

Hole Punch: Everyday.

Professor Toad: What language are you two speaking??

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Hole Punch: *kicks G off Graveyard sign*

Hole Punch: Let’s get this party started!

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Hole Punch: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Scissors: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

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Scissors, gently nudging stapler with their foot (blade?): Stapler, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Stapler, their eyes enormous: You kick Stapler? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Scissors! Jail for Scissors for one thousand years!

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Hole Punch: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Scissors: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Hole Punch:

Hole Punch: *sobs*

Tape: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Scissors: Diversity win! I’m asexual and I’m going to kill you

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Rubber Band: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Olly: I am going to need you to swear-

Tape: Fuck.

Olly:

Olly: ...swear as in promise.

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Scissors: You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone.

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Rubber Band: Hey, aren’t you Tape?

Tape: Are you a cop?

Rubber Band: No.

Tape: In that case I am Tape.

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Scissors: Colored Pencils, gather the others. We need to have another Tape-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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