level 20 scissor paladin

kind of like this silly doodle of bev i did maybe....

The coo crew

Murph, as the others "Yeah" and "Mhm" in agreement: And what if he has-- okay, going back to the laser disk stuff, and Jake was saying maybe Grisby has a laser disk on him, he has a bunch of obsolete media on him. So he has a laser disk player-- Emily: Ohh, 8-track. Murph: With an-- yeah, an 8-track on the back. Emily: And he's wearing two iPod minis as earrings. Murph: Yeahhhh! Caldwell: Oh and maybe he says "I put this movie on while I'm eating pussy" [Beat. Emily and Murph cackle.] Murph: (through laughter) Is that a reference to something? Jake: I don't hate that. [Caldwell laughs. For the next while, Emily and Murph talk over each other while Caldwell laughs in the background.] Emily: It's, um-- nonono. It's trademark Grisby. Murph: (laughing harder) it's trademark Grisby?? Caldwell: (laughing) that's really great. Emily: In fact you owe me-- you owe me a dollar for hearing that!! You owe me a dollar for hearing that, Murph!! Murph: (barely able to speak) I eat pussy??-- I watch this movie-- while eating pussy. Jake: That's the Grisby catchphrase. Emily: You owe me a dollar for hearing Caldwell's joke. Cause I'm Caldwell's manager. Caldwell came up with that trademark. Grisby is-- Caldwell-- Give me a dollar, Murph!! Murph: (still laughing) That just-- That was so out of left field. I was like-- this is from a movie. This is-- Emily: Give me a dollar!!! Jake: If you heard Caldwell say that, you owe Emily a dollar. Caldwell: (recovering) That's a Grisby original, man! Murph, as Emily and Caldwell laugh increasingly harder in the background: Alright. Grisby has an awesome catchphrase. He-- (laughs). What kind of person is like… giving enough that they eat pussy? But like, distracted enough that they need to watch a movie during it. But is also eating pussy for like two hours to watch a full movie. Caldwell: I think they're just so good at it. Murph: They're so g-- okay. Emily: Yeah yeah yeah. Jake: Right. They can multitask. Murph: But why would they want to watch a movie during it? Jake: Well, 'cause they have a human tongue. Murph: Theoretically though, you'd need to be engaged for it to be good? Oh my god that's so fuckin' funny. Jake: Well, not when you're Grisby. Murph: Grisby…. wow….. that's a great punishment. Emily: Well that's Grisby's-- that's Grisby's-- I think it's a punishment is that Grisby's-- Murph: Grisby has a laser disk player. Plays Vanilla Sky on descent. It's the only of its type. I put this movie on when I'm eating (sing-song) pussyyyyy~ [The others laugh.]

i can’t add it as a reblog to my last post but behold. my fave example so far in listening to naddpod of the best part of the show, murph slowly getting more exasperated having to fight to the death defending absolute nonsense.

botc valentines (pt 2) by @/nightphasebanter on instagram

meanwhile slug lying slumped on the ground with what remains of aux canonically held in her arms, burns across her skin from the administrator chip burning out inside her port, blood pouring from her eyes, nose, mouth, ears, from the mental strain of trying to bring aux back. and atom, hand over hers, deadly still. lights dim, void of movement, body nothing more than scrap metal. all three of them on the ground tangled together and specter yelling for them, watching even more people she loves die!! do you ever feel sick

some nrb stuff from the vaults and a lil itchard for you

!!!! YEAH TOT ...... there is something so .... like theres the whole youth team ... theres all the kids that slug aux and atom opened the arcade to as a place of refuge ... just like elmer, they gave these kids a home, and just like elmer, they left them behind .... and now up its up to the hamson sisters and big minnie to carry on the legacy ..... its CRAZY MAKING ...