level 20 scissor paladin

Cody watched Mitch pretend to be a pile of trash and was bewitched body and soul. That seven foot tall monster curled into a ball on the floor and pretended to be literal garbage and Cody’s response was, “I can’t not fuck him.”

axford going "ok calliope wants to hook up with someone can i scan the room. im only interested in people we've never met or seen before." firstly an insane thing to do to a DM but a very funny thing to do to your spouse so murph would have to on the spot mine the depths of either callie's type (glen) or his wife's (unfathomable) for random npcs. and the options he comes up with are 1) reedy long silver hair guy with a guitar 2) goth girl emo bangs 3) ripped and tatted up orc woman. i don't even know what to say. she didn't even hook up with any of them. she went and played cards with kenna

The war between werewolves and vampires is over. The love between Darkness Man and Moon Dude has ended it