Disenchanted Writer

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

tumblr should add polls. it would get batshit insane so quickly and I want to be here for it

wolves and shrimp are related and I can prove it

hey who let me on the internet when I was high on cough syrup

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Anyone know where I can find the next chapter of my own book?

He’s dead, canonically

love to put books in stacks. tell myself that's my "to be read" pile. and then. not read them. and then make another stack with more books

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

have a small cut inside my mouth I am the most miserable anyone has ever been

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other